A great many expectations ; And nine months are not too many to get prepared. Not because of DIY sites’ lack of pedagogy about bedroom wall painting or because you have trouble following the assembly instructions of the IKEA bed… but you’d wish many questions answered, you seek to figure out the whole idea of that behindthebump-alienbaby-happynotatallanxiousparentstobe THING. So the mind wanders whenever it can and wants, no matter what you had decided for it, like between the reading of a front and back covers, in an instant.